i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats
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i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats
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But I’ll be honest
Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance
In and of itself
May just be
my favorite invention ever
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I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…
casually going to like this for future reference
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Awww, Disney princesses as cuties with their pets. Lovely. Just take a look at Belle and her Beast. I am melting over here. Adorable.
Don’t forget the mother princess of them all!
omg they’re all happy and then Meg’s just like “you’re kidding right”
LITTLE KUZCO THO AWWW
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when u hate a lady but only from the neck up
so flawless from the neck down tho
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
listen i don’t reblog shit like this very often but when I read this i gasped out loud and I didn’t mean to but fuck you
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